edit: omg i didn’t realize what a humongous novel this was lol
LOL oh my god i was reading through this word document where i write stuff once in a while and totally lold at my description of this bad day i had. Lulz were especially had at the details of the walk home
“UGH sick today. It is really weird. In the morning my throat was kind of soar and I was stuffed, but because of the dry climate it is usually like this in the mornings. So about half way through second period, math, before lunch, I suddenly just got so dazed, and could not focus. And my nose was like really messed up it was hard to breathe, and my throat really hurt. This head cold just suddenly hit me! Which doesn’t typically happen. The fact that I couldn’t concentrate and that I was dazed and a little delirious was extremely unusual. Typically with colds I get tired and whatever but my mental facilities are unaffected. But I was really quite dazed. Ok then when iw as waiting in line for food I just remembered being so pissed and hot and boiling, and hating everyone around me. But then someone beckoned me to the front of the line and I was like oh thank god. Ok. Then the food was really good, fish and chips. And I felt ok for a bit. But as I finished my food I started getting really pissed, and then happy, and then super pissed. I was super pissed throughout choral, OH jordan came by during lunch and made some comment about me missing rehearsal and I was like FUCK why did I even sign up for that shit fuck fuck blahblah. And then I was sitting there, and emma was like, “are you done moping now?” and she wanted me to tell her how to make a paper airplane or some dumb shit. Anyway looking back I don’t even know how I didn’t fucking punch her in the face because at that moment I was really pissed when she asked me that, like just leave me alone. But I put on a good face and was happy mostly for that lunch. Anyway. next period things really started getting nast. I was BURNING up, my throat stung as I drank a juice box, and I was sitting in bio just burning up and being delirious. lily was fun today and some lulz were had, but omfg I could not focus in that class. I was so hot, and I was so dazed it was so weird. And mr. joe’s voice was like a drill in my head, I just wanted him to shut up, oh man. Anyway. I finished that after what seemed like 10 mind numbing hours. And I was like oh thank god I’ll just go home. BUT THEN. It was fucking boiling out, and before I had gone even 5 metres I was like, oh fuck it is hot. And as I was walking trying to convince myself ok sam you are in the home free, just don’t worry about it blahblahblah, there was this loud buzzing near my ear, like a bug sound but deeper, and then this thing landed on my head. And it was fairly big, like big enough for me to feel it smack down on my head, but not like a bird or anything. Anyway I was trying to keep my composure but of course this encounter made me burst into like 10 billion degrees hotter, and I quickly swatted at my head to get whatever it was away, something flew off with that same buzzing noise, and landed somewhere on the grass behind me. So then for the rest of the time home I was getting itchy and hot and worrying about getting lice from whatever that thing was because just earlier that day I was thinking about how horrible it would be to have lice and how theya re bugs all over your head. Anyway. It is boiling and I am sweating up a storm and dying. And I’m wakling home, at one point I am crossing the street and of course, a little old lady is crossing perpendicular to me (we are heading for the same corner form different directions) and she is like walking my exact speed at the exact same distance away form the corner as I am. FUUUUUUUUUUU- ok well since I am already walking full stride, I can’t get much faster without straining and heating myself up like a bitch. But I don’t want to slow down because this granny is walking so fucking slow. (oh btw, she actually isn’t going the same speed, but somehow through the laws of physics her slowness was fast enough at the distance she was away from the corner to match my arrival time)
So anyway, I’m sure as hell not prolonging my experience in this heat by slowing down so she passes first, and I would like to avoid an awkward two step encounter, so I ramp up the speed and even though I am like taking these ridiculous ugly strides to get past her, I am only able to clear the corner before her by like a fucking inch so I zoom right past her UGH GAY anyway, that was just super unlucky imo. Ok so now I’m really fucking hot like dying even more and my throat hurts and I need to blow my nose. So I’m walking. But then I somehow notice that helen is walking behind me a few metres. Ugh ok it doesn’tmatter just don’t make eye contact and you won’t have to awkwardly say hi. Well I have to cross the street at an angle at one point so I have to look over my shoulder to check for cars, and I fucking look right at helen, but I pretend I don’t see her. Ok. So just crank up the heat a little more why not. Ok so now I am on the same field that my house touches. I just need to get home. Almost there. But then I imagine that heat beating down on me, and I can’t fucking take it anymre so I break into a gay looking run because of my heavy dumbass back pack swinging all over the place, and making my shirt ride up my back so my back is half exposed. So I run down the alley with my arms all over the place trying to hold my back pack, fix my shirt, and maintain a non-awkward run (of course failing at that last one) and all the while some car horn is stuck on, and is going BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Continusously while I make a mad awkward dash to my house out of the heat.
Anyway, i made it to my house SOMEHOW, and basically just died hohoho”
LOL even just reading it again made me lol, hoho, but srsly I feel i captured the essence of that walk pretty well, i sound pretty bitchy and whatever, but honestly i was in such an insane mood that day, just majorly manstrating
