Sam

jeremy-ruiner:

samwise-the-brave-halfling:

NAILED IT

#my favorite part of this debate is that Obama clearly set up Romney with the tie thing #like the first debate they wore their respective party colors #then switched for the second debate #and Obama was all ‘hey let’s both wear red and blue ties as a show of unity for this last one’ #so Romney showed up in a red and blue tie #and Obama was all ‘EVEN HIS TIE CAN’T MAKE UP IT’S MIND ABOUT HIS POLICIES’ #and the crowd nodded and muttered in agreement #and Romney went home and cried and wrote his diary about how HE has more horses IN THE OLYMPICS than Obama’s stupid navy

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I have never met a bigger Tolkien geek in my life. [Screenwriter] Philippa Boyens is our resident Tolkien expert, and when Stephen came down to visit the set, we put him head to head with Philippa on a Tolkien quiz—and Stephen triumphed. I have to say, his encyclopedic knowledge of Tolkien is spectacular, and points to a deprived childhood in some respects.

—Peter Jackson on Stephen Colbert.  This makes my heart sing. (x)

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That’s slang for give them handjobs

That’s slang for give them handjobs

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How to Write an Essay

  • step 1: open Microsoft word
  • step 2: cry